IN 2019 WE HEAL + WE THRIVE
this is NUTS
Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.
wait a second
Counselor 1: “This makes no sense! The light switch for the right side of the room is on the left side and the switch for the left side of the room is on the right.”
Counselor 2: “It does make sense. A man designed it.”
9 year-old at canoeing: “Can I have a PhD?”
Lifeguard: “Definitely. It’s going to take at least 15 years, and that’s if you skip a couple grades, but otherwise there’s no reason you can’t. In the meantime, have a PFD.”
Camper: *does something out of the ordinary that I don’t really care about*
Me: No worries, I’m not here to tell you how to live your life.
Me: *Realizes that I am in charge of that camper for an entire week, and I want them to listen to me and respect my authority.*
Me: I am here to tell you how to live some of your life
last night one of my campers was like “well i lost one of my shoes in the swamp today” and i said “oh no!” and she shrugged and said “its ok. shoes are just objects” and damn. they really are
today a completely different camper with scratches all over her legs was like “every step hurts me” and i was like “oh that sucks!” and she shrugged and said “well, you know, pain is a temporary emotion”
Archery Instructor: “Remember, safety is our number one goal on the archery range, so we want to make sure we always walk.”
10 year old: “Um…why? Merida did archery riding a horse!”
9 year old camper: “So, how long have you been the Director of this camp?”
17 year old CIT with zero hesitation: “3 years.”
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